Celebrities Who Don’t Wear Underwear

Kim Kardashian

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Other than Miley Cyrus, the most likely person to never wear underwear is Kim Kardashian. Duh. There is nothing this woman won’t do for even 10 seconds of attention, so you know there is no way she will leave her home wearing anything to detract from a full view of the derriere that has made her so much money in the past few years. Whether she’s wearing a sheer skirt, a sheer dress or something black and clingy, Kim K is all about making sure she ‘breaks the Internet.’ You really believe that a woman who came into the public consciousness via a home-made adult tape would be shy to reveal her wares now? If anything, she is more rabid than ever to remain in the limelight now that her two younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie have shunted her off the front page of the tabloids. And if that’s going to come from displaying her wears in any way she can, then so be it. The Kardashian clan, after all, can basically bring the tabloids running simply by sneezing.

Jennifer Lopez

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J-Lo likes displaying all facets of her booty, so it’s no surprise that this Latina spitfire isn’t interested in covering up any more than she has to, meaning that underwear is not an option. But since J-Lo has such a sculpted behind, it seems almost criminal for her to have to sheathe it in anything that would deprive the world of enjoying its full contours. Going bare, in a way, sort of helps the stylist out too. When you’re not having to cover up underwear, you’re free to use less fabric in the end. Plus, underwear just doesn’t quite lend itself to the hot outfits she likes to don, now does it?

Rihanna

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Rihanna is a pop diva who doesn’t like wearing a lot of clothes. She seems like the kind of person who grudgingly puts something on before she leaves the house, but only because she knows she might get arrested for decent indecent exposure. Rihanna probably  believes that panties inhibit her freedom, so going bare is her rebellious response to that restriction. Sure, it does open you up to a nice breeze but if your skirt’s too short, then you end up impersonating Marilyn Monroe in the worst possible way. I mean, we suppose she’s right in a sense. Although it does make “Love the Way You Lie” take on a double meaning.

Miley Cyrus

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Is it any surprise at all that Cyrus likes to go out without wearing any panties? This is a young woman that’s spent the past three years on an insane quest for attention, and she knows that the quickest way to trend on social media is to bare her skin, or say something outrageous. I mean, let’s face it. That’s what you gotta do these days to go viral. Cyrus’ concert outfits leave little to the imagination, and with her recent admission that she likes both men and women, she plans on dominating the 24-hour news cycle for quite awhile. Plus, can you imagine wearing granny panties while donning the sort of skin-tight leotards she did at the VMAs (you know the ones we’re talking about)? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

Selena Gomez

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Ever since her body matured and she realized that she had some curves, Gomez seems to have developed an affinity for wearing less and less clothing. But methinks her recent run of not wearing panties has everything to do with making sure she punishes her former boyfriend Justin Bieber as much as possible. It must kill Bieber to see all the recent photos of Gomez striding with confidence at each red-carpet event, often accompanied by her BFF Taylor Swift. This is what you could have had for many  years, Gomez seems to be saying to Bieber each time she leaves the house without wearing her delicates. And man, did he lose out. Selena’s got it going on. Not that Justin Bieber ever had it going on himself. Frankly, we’re just glad he likes Calvin Kliens so much to never, ever copy Selena Gomez.

Kendall Jenner

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Kendall took a note from big sister Kim Karadashian when it came to how she should present herself in public. If the Kardashian/Jenner clan has realized anything, it’s that impressions matter. Since she turned 18, little Kendall Jenner has been strutting her stuff in public, often without putting on underwear. Notice how she likes to choose outfits that make her lack of underwear extremely obvious. If she has a “Marilyn Monroe” moment, it’s probably intentional.